The tweet archive.

“Very long list. America should require ID to vote. It’s a no-brainer! [@libsoftiktok] Countries that require ID to vote:”

“The physicality of the brain becomes startlingly obvious upon inspection: it is a biological computer. Our brains shrinks over time as we age and when you see the brain of someone with severe dementia, the damage is not subtle. What is surprising is that it functions at all.”

“One of the greatest crimes in history [@wesyang] We brainwashed hundreds of thousands of unstable young people to believe that chemically castrating and dismembering themselves is their only way to become their true selves and avoid suicide and that anyone preventing them from inflicting the ultimate sexual violence on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008410052579741939”

“Update about the second Neuralink device in a human. If all goes well, there will be hundreds of people with Neuralinks within a few years, maybe tens of thousands within 5 years, millions within 10 years, …”

“The first human patient will soon receive a Neuralink device. This ultimately has the potential to restore full body movement. In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by…”

“Listen to Gad [@GadSaad] No. All immigrants are not equally likely to assimilate. Open borders is suicidal empathy. My immigration positions stem from having a functioning brain rooted in reality.”

“Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road. [@pmarca] My big conclusion from this week: Introspection causes emotional disorders.”

“I am increasingly convinced that @Neuralink should prioritize making an implant that can eliminate back & neck pain. Would greatly improve people’s happiness while awake, as well as enhance quality of sleep. https://t.co/kabge5XRuH”

“Yes, and enable quadriplegics to walk again and use their hands [@xdNiBoR] Neuralink is just so incredible 🥹 Neuralink will help millions restore speech, blindness, and so much more! These videos make me emotional every single time.”

“Noland is playing Polytopia just by thinking via his Neuralink Telepathy device https://t.co/NkNimbhPB3 https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lDxLlXLnlaxm”

“Robots will surpass good human surgeons within a few years and the best human surgeons within ~5 years. @Neuralink had to use a robot for the brain-computer electrode insertion, as it was impossible for a human to achieve the required speed and precision. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 ROBOTS CAN NOW HELP WITH SURGERY — AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT Medtronic tested its Hugo robot in 137 real surgeries — fixing prostates, kidneys, and bladders — and the results were better than doctors expected. Complication rates were super low: just 3.7% for prostate”

“Political tribalism really does break most people’s brains”

“Funny cause it’s true https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“I am confident this will happen someday [@cb_doge] Neuralink has the potential to fully cure paralysis. "It is possible from the physics standpoint to restore full body functionality." 一 Elon Musk )”

“Congratulations Neuralink team!”

“Yes, that was their main goal. They used “helping people” as cover. [@CatchUpFeed] Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What we have learned is that USAID has been used by Democrats to brainwash the world with globalist propaganda to force regime change around world." )”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“Most people don’t understand that their minds can be taken over by a virus, just like a computer virus takes over your computer. The woke mind virus is like Cordyceps. [@SwipeWright] Gender ideology parasitized people's brains and turned them into seemingly rabid versions of their former selves. This is how one of my very closest friends (at the time) responded to my article debunking the "sex spectrum" in 2020, including my responses. Many years of… )”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“@mattyglesias Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias? The choice is have Twitter throttled in its entirety or limit access to some tweets. Which one do you want?”

“Neuralink is restoring speech to those who have lost the ability to speak [@neuralink] ALS has gradually taken away Kenneth’s ability to speak. Through Neuralink’s VOICE clinical trial, he’s exploring how a brain-computer interface designed to translate thought to speech could help restore autonomy in his daily life. Watch to learn more:”

“Great work by @Neuralink team [@neuralink] ALS took Nick’s arm mobility. Now, he can control a robotic arm with his Neuralink device to feed himself. “Life with my BCI has been and continues to be so surreal and so rewarding. Can’t wait to see what comes next!””

“Congratulations, @Neuralink team! [@neuralink] We've received Breakthrough Device Designation from the FDA to help restore communication for individuals with severe speech impairment. (1/3)”

“The first @Neuralink product is called Telepathy”

“To satellites traveling at ~17,000 mph, other moving objects seem stationary [@HustleBitch_] 🚨 STARLINK JUST MELTED HIS BRAIN AT 30,000 FEET NBC’s Tom Costello went live mid-flight testing Starlink on a United Airlines Boeing. Streaming, uploading, FaceTiming from the sky. Thousands of SpaceX satellites locked onto a jet going 500 mph. No lag. No drop. Just”

“I only have 0.4 donuts at a time, because my brain neural network quantizes it down to 0 donuts”

“❤️ [@ModdedQuad] There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just”

“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany I do love humanity”

“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”

“In the years to come, @Neuralink will make this technology widely available, so that ultimately anyone will have access to it [@neuralink] If you or someone you love has lost the ability to speak, you can sign up to our Patient Registry today and help shape the future of communication. (3/3) http://neuralink.com/patient-registry”

“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”

“First @Neuralink product will enable someone with paralysis to use a smartphone with their mind faster than someone using thumbs”

“Improved version of @Neuralink update https://t.co/zk3cdbMtEC”

“Neuralink will do live-changing good for ultimately millions, maybe billions, of people. Imagine your loved one being able to walk again or your parent with dementia being able to recognize their child again. [@neuralink] We successfully completed both P8 and P9 this weekend, our first time performing two surgeries in one day. Both participants are recovering well and in great spirits. We are looking forward to supporting them on their Neuralink journey.”

“@ChayaRaichik10 Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain”

“Congrats to the @Neuralink team for helping many people who have lost use of their body with our Telepathy implant that enables computer use simply by thinking! The next generation Neuralink cybernetic augment with 3X capability will be ready later this year. Pending regulatory… https://t.co/pTSvj0F7qK https://x.com/i/web/status/2016575739655504070 [@neuralink] We now have 21 participants enrolled in trials worldwide. Check out how our Neuralnauts are driving BCI technology forward. http://neuralink.com/updates/two-years-of-telepathy/”

“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”

“There is a clear path to restoring hearing with a @Neuralink, even for someone who has had total loss of hearing since birth, as our device directly activates the neurons in the brain that process sound [@BasedBeffJezos] Next @neuralink product should aim to restore hearing”

“There are still people like Sam Harris who think that ANY lie, no mattter how depraved, is justified to prevent @realDonaldTrump from being democratically elected or, if elected, to remove from office. Is TDS curable or does the brain turn into irreparable melted goo?”

“She is controlling her computer just by thinking. Most people don’t realize this is possible. [@BigImpactHumans] Neuralink recipient writes her name for the first time in 20 years telepathically ❤️”

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet [@ianmiles] Marc Andreessen just revealed the Elon Musk philosophy that completely broke his brain: "The best product in the world shouldn't even need a logo." We all know Elon is relentless about quality. As Marc puts it: "Do you want the best car in the world or not, right? Like that's”

“Grok 4.20 is getting good at engineering [@DrPhiltill] Wow. Just used Grok 4.20 beta to brainstorm space program ideas. Note: I've been developing similar programs for many years and have deep intel into this world, but Grok blew me away with fresh, actionable concepts. When ppl say AI can't create new ideas, they're wrong. 1/2”

“Hear about Neuralink from someone who has our Telepathy cybertech implant!”

“True [@MarioNawfal] 🚨SLEEP DEPRIVATION DAMAGES YOUR BRAIN—LITERALLY Sleep deprivation isn’t just tiring—it’s brain damage. A study on young participants found that just one night of bad sleep increased levels of the protein S-100B by 20%—the same spike seen in traumatic brain injuries. Once in… )”

“A major part of real-world AI has to be solved to make unsupervised, generalized full self-driving work, as the entire road system is designed for biological neural nets with optical imagers”

“Neuralink surprise twist! https://t.co/NdeFsHadm2”

“Video Killed the Radio Star [@PeterDiamandis] The human brain processes visual information 60,000x faster than text. Humans are visual processors, not text processors. Images hit the brain instantly. Words take work. That's why a single SpaceX launch video communicates more than a thousand-word essay—and why your slide decks”

“If you can’t beat em, join em Neuralink mission statement”

“Yup [@cb_doge] Neuralink patients are literally playing games just by thinking. No controllers. Just the mind. We are living in the future and it’s kind of amazing.”

“Neuralink is partnering with UAE and Cleveland Clinic! [@neuralink] 🇦🇪 We’re launching our first clinical trial in the Middle East at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi in partnership with the Department of Health Abu Dhabi! The UAE-PRIME trial explores how individuals with motor and speech impairment can use thought to control devices & communicate.”