The tweet archive.

“@shifthappends @Tesla A lot of my brain space is spent dealing with both units!”

“@thackerpd Of course. That’s a sure sign that the woke mind virus controls her brain.”

“RT @ray4tesla: Kyle Vogt, Cruise co-founder, has come to realize Tesla’s end2end neural network approach to self driving is the right bet.…”

“@eyeslasho All brains are different. It is demystified when you think of it as a meat computer, which means that number of circuits times circuit efficiency is roughly the compute power of the hardware. Just like a computer, it also matters fundamentally what software is loaded.”

“@jwangARK Tesla FSD computer’s dual SoCs function like twin engines on planes — they each run different neural nets, so we do get full use of 144 TOPS, but there are enough nets running on each to allow the car to drive to safety if one SoC (or engine in this analogy) fails.”

“@stillgray Mega brain pain”

“RT @BassonBrain: In March, for the first time, @SpaceX will surpass 10,000 Starlink satellites in orbit. 🔥 @Starlink satellites deploymen…”

“@fentasyl The mind virus still controls their brain”

“RT @MissyIsMaga: @JackPosobiec @OneBadDude_ “I am tired of being trans, I wish I never brainwashed myself.” This is Robert or “Robin,” the…”

“@soumiksf @ID_AA_Carmack Dojo uses our own chips & a computer architecture optimized for neural net training, not a GPU cluster. Could be wrong, but I think it will be best in world.”

“RT @elonmusk: @Austen What I mean is that there won’t be code at all. Neural nets will generate the pixels, acoustics and actuator command.…”

“@RichardHanania No-brainer”

“RT @MarioNawfal: GROK GOT A FILING BRAIN – AND IT NEVER FORGETS xAI update gives Grok something wild – the ability to actually read your f…”

“@cb_doge True. Neural load would impact too many other things.”

“@shravantr @Neuro_Skeptic Yes, should be possible to create a neural shunt from motor cortex to microcontrollers in muscle groups & restore movement even if someone has a fully severed spinal cord. First part has already been demonstrated with Utah array, but not as an outpatient device.”

“RT @BassonBrain: Impressive! 🔥 34 AIRLINES HAVE ALREADY COMMITTED TO STARLINK IN-FLIGHT WI-FI 🛰️🛫 21 in the last 3 months alone! (Date f…”

“RT @BassonBrain: STARLINK CRUSHES RIVALS WITH 97% OF SPEED TESTS! 🔥 Among the global speed tests gathered by Ookla in Q3, 97.1% came from…”

“RT @djseo: This is a spike raster plot, where each row represents neural activity of a single channel over time. There are over 1,000 rows,…”

“RT @DBurkland: FSD V14.2 ENHANCEMENT Here’s what’s new in @Tesla FSD v14.2 according to the release notes: “Upgraded the neural network v…”

“@Jennerator211 @PPathole @JohnnaCrider1 We’re adding police car, fire truck & ambulance to the Tesla neural net in coming months”

“@BassonBrain @MarioNawfal True”

“@CGuyprino @Rainmaker1973 A common story. Teaching anyone anything needs to start with establishing relevance, otherwise you’re asking our poor little meat computer brain to use up neurons for no purpose. It naturally tends to refuse.”

“@SnazzyQ Neural net is upgraded too in this release. It’s not just a settings change.”

“@RyanHugeBrain @EndWokeness 💯”

“@Robot_Brains @AdrianDittmann 🔥😂”

“@MxHedroom @GadSaad Trump broke his brain”

“@gdb @OpenAI @Blitz_DotA Great work by @OpenAI. Need the neural interface soon to enable human/AI symbiosis.”

“@DOfaquarius @ElonsBrain @LiveBit_io @60Minutes So true 🦙💩✨😴”

“RT @TobyPhln: Here's a brain dump of things I worry/think about atm. AI is getting pretty good, but human-AI bandwidth is excruciatingly l…”

“@hedweg Long-term, it’s about coupling the collective will of humanity to AI. Short-term, it’s about improving the lives of those with brain or spine problems.”

“@StephenFleming It’s a no-brainer”

“@travelingflying Yeah. It kinda hurts my brain to play PoE2, because it looks a lot like Diablo, but the optimization mechanisms are very different. Will take a few weeks to feel normal. Diablo’s interface is also more polished. PoE will get there over time.”

“RT @yunta_tsai: Join us to design the robotic brain that will help humanity scale across the universe. 🧠 🦾”

“@EricIdle @The_PlugSeeker @ElonsBrain @TheMERL @Tesla ♥️♥️♥️ 🐍🐍🐍 ♥️♥️♥️”

“@BigImpactHumans @liorsela It’s wild how much the media can brainwash people!”

“@paulmacguyscott Upgrade to the latest S. Nothing will give you greater joy. It’s like being able to have dopamine jacked straight into your brain at will.”

“RT @luismbat: Some of the brain’s most complex feats like reading or doing math have never been subject to evolutionary pressure. Making…”

“@AdrianDittmann 😂 It is good. Kinda hurts my brain, because it looks similar to Diablo, but works very differently.”

“@YogiSC1127 @Tesla Deep Rain™️ neural net coming soon. We’re not trademarking any other Autopilot neural nets, just this one, because rain is deep.”

“@ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest Probably this summer”

“@1stPrincipleInv @MaryTilesTexas I will play Diablo again when the new season is released. Polytopia was taking up too much of my brain space even when I wasn’t playing it.”

“RT @MarioNawfal: GROK TURNS CURIOUS KIDS INTO LITTLE GENIUSES Your kiddos’ screen time just got upgraded from brain rot to brain neuron sn…”

“RT @patrick_cho_1: Come visit @TeslaAI’s @NeurIPSConf booth to drive in our neural sim environment! We’re hiring! https://t.co/UiKwsQdSqx”

“@The_PlugSeeker @ElonsBrain @TheMERL @JohnCleese @EricIdle Love that movie!”

“@segmentum1 @AutismCapital I wish they had gone with human brains as an energy-efficient compute substrate, which is vague plausible. The Matrix is a great movie, but I was literally rofl when they pulled out a Duracell battery 🤣🤣”

“@Alphonste @pathofexile Base speed +10% is a no-brainer”

“@prades_maxime Software upgrade to rain sensing neural net coming next month”

“RT @IterIntellectus: my brain can’t process this information https://t.co/OXuvpzGmIk”

“@antonlodder Camera & onboard neural net should detect. If very close (below 15 ft), will show up on ultrasonics”

“RT @XFreeze: Grok models are now available in JetBrains AI Chat: Try xAI's full lineup in JetBrains IDEs today https://t.co/fZyjzwPl7S”