“28,700 bottles of exquisite Burnt Hair perfume already sold! Only 1,300 left of this unique, limited…”

“@cb_doge @alex_avoigt We’re working on it. Hope to release something next week.”

“@alex_avoigt No money from DoD, but several other countries, orgs & individuals are paying for ~11k/…”

“@atrupar Smart? Maybe. Does dumb stuff? Definitely!”