“@TheOnion So true :)”

“If you ever wanted to know the *real* truth about the moon landings ...(best Onion article ever) htt…”

“Walked around a neighborhood recently rebuilt with help from APJ and others http://t.co/KYHjsS1k”

“Met with UNICEF, Doctors Without Borders and Artists for Peace & Justice. I support them and would r…”