“@TheBabylonBee I feel like this has happened at Tesla a few times”

“@MorningBrew I kinda like avocado toast & pro level coffee tbh :) Starbase cuisine does an amazing j…”

“@QuantaMagazine Another way of saying we’re in a simulation”

“@PPathole @Tesla Reducing traffic fatalities by 90% seems likely, perhaps ultimately by over 99%”